Thunder!!! Cover your ears ... with .....

Tonite's a stormy and thunderous nite, so my little babe ran over to the kitchen and shouted,

"THUNDER's SO LOUD! I must COVER my EARS with the MANGO!."

And she was pointing to the fruit on the hob.

Then she took it and pressed it against her ear ....

BTW, that's NOT a MANGO!