What's the Opposite of MONSTER?

I asked the kids this question,

"What is the Opposite of MONSTER?"

I gave some hints to the kids by telling them to think of something that is the opposite of HUGE and SCARY ...

9 y.o. kid: "The opposite of HUGE & SCARY would be something mini & nice ...."




7 y.o. kid: "I KNOW I KNOW .... the opposite of MONSTER is MINI-STER! "

If you are still figuring it out, you may check this website out for the opposites of MONSTER:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080414163950AAXY6zV

I think the Mini-sters in the government/churches would be glad to hear that ;D

QQ Rice - Anyone tasted or interested?

Anyone of you out there tasted this QQ Rice (传香饭糰) before?
We had this fellow here:



Click HERE to check out the details of the QQ Rice we ate.

To me, it tasted quite fine and it did not cause any flatulence.
My kids liked it too.
I ate it around 5:30pm and I could still eat my dinner quite well.

This kind of rice dumpling originated from Taiwan, if you wish to find/eat these stuff in Singapore, click HERE to check it out.

Click HERE to watch a video how they "prepare/package" the QQ Rice

For business-minded readers, you may like to be another franchisee ... but it's gona be hard work ... check it out.

What would kids do when there are many different kinds of chairs around?

This is what a kid did to all the different kinds of chairs ... keeping herself really busy ...

Then there went the sound, "Choooo Choooooo ..... " and song "The wheels on the bus ....."

When kids "reminded" their parents in a heated argument ....

It was during dinner time when the dad was shouting at his wife because of an unpleasant remark made by her. Then, the mummy retaliated with a barrage of sharp criticism on the dad. The "Battle between the Sexes" went on for a few more minutes AND the young children were listening.

When there was a brief moment of silence, the kids blurted ....

9 y.o. daughter: "Dad, you should stop complaining further. Do you remember teaching me not to talk back during an argument as it may make matter worse?"

7 y.o. son: "Dad, we will learn from you to argue and do the same to you when we grow up."

4 y.o. daughter: "Yah! Daddy! ... if you are angry, you will grow Fat, Fat, Fat and become a Fatty Daddy ..."

Could the daddy carry on with his tongue lashing after hearing all the above from his kids?

The dad finally apologised and admitted that the kids were right and there was peace once more at the dining table ....

So, what do you think was the lesson learnt from the above event?

A Kid's reason for serving her

The dad had prepared a cup of milk for the kid and requested her to come over to the kitchen to help herself.

4 y.o. kid: "Daddy! Can you feed me, pleasssssssse?"

Dad: "Look little girl, you are no longer a baby and you are able to hold the cup and drink the milk on your own."

4 y.o. kid: "Daddy! I am blind now, I cannot see the cup .... help me, pleassssssssse!!!!!"
Then she raised her arms as if she was trying to reach out to everything around her with her eyes CLOSED!

Well, the dad was persistent enough and managed to train the kid to be self-reliant at the end ....

What's Up Your Sleeve?

A dad was having a "prviate" conversation with his wife when their little kid .....

Dad: "Honey, I have something interesting to show you ...."

Wife: "So, what's up your sleeve?"

Their young kid overheard the conversation and interrupted,

Kid: "Mummy! Don't you know what's up Dad's sleeve?! His smelly armpit's hair ....."

Dad: "Geeeezzzzz ..... you mischievious little brat. Did you sleep under my armpit again?"

Magical Cup aka Magic Mug

We finally received this interesting free gift (after purchasing a Sony Ericsson mobile phone) ....

Watch this video

It was totally black when it was without any HOT water in it. However, when you poured hot water into it and gave it a few more seconds, the black substance on the cup would become transparent and you would be able to see the picture on your cup like this:

Well, gentlemen, would you like to use such a Magical cup to propose to your girl friend?
If so, please remember that you MUST remind her to make a cup of hot drink with it.
Then cross your fingers that she will see the picture of both you and her with the very important message:

Will U MARRY me? Please say "I do".

Where to purchase it online and deliver it to your doorstep?
Try Snapfish.com.sg

"I'm Optimus Prime!"

My son was quite sick due to the hazzzzzzeeeee .... and had a bad cough and runny nose, so we bought a box of kid's face mask for him.

When I "requested" him to wear the face mask, he was reluctant to do so initially as he felt he might be the odd one out in the public or in his class.

Nevertheless, with a bit of reminder of the education on H1N1, he wore it (whenever he started coughing a lot).

Well, he has his way to encourage himself to wear it as well:

7 y.o. son: "Dad! Look at me! I'm Optimus Prime, reporting for duty, Sir!!"

Kid's way to cool an angry parent

The dad was so angry with the kids as they were not obeying and causing hell lot of noise in the car. Then ....

Dad: "QUIET! Why aren't you guys following my instruction to put on your safety belt and keep slient for a minute! ......."

....then the scolding continued ..... then there was silence ..... until .....

4 y.o. gal: "Daddy, people will not be beautiful when they are angry. Same for you daddy, when you are angry, you will not be handsome anymore ...."


After the listening to his daughter's witty remark, his anger sort of dissipated ....