Where's the glass?

The waitress was about to refill the "Sprite" (soft drink) for the table when she discovered something amissed........

Waitress: "Excuse me, I realised that one glass is missing from the table .... "

When everyone was trying to find the cause of the lost glass, then one of the kids slowly brought up the glass to the table.

Kid: "I was just trying to try my luck to see if I could get the F&N Orange if this Sprite is gone."

Waitress: "You could simply request for another glass and I will be glad to serve you."

Lesson learnt: Ask and you'll be given ;D

The Cheating Kid vs Mummy!

The MUM has done a great favour for the kid ... Good job Mum!

kid describing a hot-tempered mum

The mum gave the daughter a hell lot of scolding for not studying hard enough for her exam and continued with all kinds of criticism and sarcasm till the girl hid under the table for a long while ..... Then the mum felt bad for discouraging the little girl ....

Mum: "I am sorry. You know me ... I can explode like a VOLCANO some times .... "

Kid: "I know ... the VOLCANO EXPLODED like FART from the TOP (she was refering to mum's mouth) .... LOUD and STINKY .... phewwwww!"

Geeezzzz .... sharp criticism returned home to the one who criticised

Sushi in the hands of the kids

What do you think will happen to these Egg Hosomaki
in the hands of the kids?

BEFORE

This is what gona happen:

Kid: "Tada!! Then you see the eggie and NOW you don't!"

AFTER

Toddlers Can Blame with "REASON"

The dad was ushering the kids to the swimming pool and while he was opening the glass door for his youngest daughter, she pushed her way through very quickly with her lengthy toy "water cannon".

The next thing they saw was the toy "water cannon" broke into two. Then ....

4 y.o. gal: "Dad! It is all your fault!"

Dad: "Why? Aren't you the one who broke it?"

4 y.o. gal: "Dad! It is your fault because you never open the glass door wide enough for me to go through!"

Well, this showed me that kids at such a young age could already figure out "some reasons" to blame on others to get away with their own fault. Thus, being a parent myself has to be aware of such development in kid's attitude and help them to learn to be responsible for their own act in the early years .... Otherwise .... good luck to those around her when she's in trouble in the future.