No WuShu (Chinese Martial Art) Class

Some kids had received a notification slip during their WuShu class, requesting them to inform their parents to register for the subsequent sessions. Some of the parents had already registered and paid the fees. However, one of the kids returned home and .....

Kid: "Dad, there is NO WuShu Class next week."

Dad: "I have already paid for the new sessions which should start from next week onwards. So, what do you mean there is no class next week?"

Kid: "It's true as I have received the paper from my WuShu coach. Here it is..."

The kid showed dad the notification slip ....




Dad: "Geeezzzzz ..... "

Kids' Art Showcase #13 - Act Of Kindness

Drawn by a 9 y.o. gal.

Please click picture to view the comic strip

Persuading kids to go to playground

When the kids were asked to go to the playground ....

"We don't like to go to the playground ..." Some of the little girls whimpered.

"Why?" The teacher asked.

The girls explained,"Because there are many mosquitoes there!"

One 4 y.o. girl who loves playing at the playground then exclaimed,
"Don't worry, let's go to the playground, the mosquitoes will LOVE you ....."

Well, that's true! The mosquitoes really love the kids, for survival sake ....
Guess what ... there is even a Singaporean Mosquito song .... "Mosquito, likes me ...." ... thanks to the Mr.Brown show lah:
http://www.mrbrownshow.com/2009/04/20/the-mrbrown-show-the-mosquito-song/
The Mosquito Song Download MP3 (MP3, file size: 3.8mb, Time: 00:04:05)

p.s. thanks Audrey for sharing the encounter with us.

DADDY! GET RID OF THE ANT!

4 y.o.: "DAD! COME HERE! There's an ANT on the floor .... it's crawling around ..."

Dad: "Wait .... I am working on some other things now."

4 y.o.: "Dad, why don't you come and get rid of the ant now?!"

Dad: "Because I am very busy now!"

When the dad went to the child .... and saw a few ants crawling on the floor ...

4 y.o.: "Daddy! You see lah! .... Because you DID NOT GET RID of the ant, it INVITES other ants to come to our house ...."

Dad was dumbfounded ......

Walking with pet: kids style

Firstly, the kids were told to walk their little pup, and here was their first reaction:

What a tussle!

Alright, managed to break them up and persuaded them to "SHARE"...... and here's what we'd:

I was amazed how these kids had their "share" in walking the pet ..... geeeezzzzz .....

Well, that would be the first and last time they walked their pet in their "creative" way ;-)

Metallic Souvenirs from Army Open House 2009 ... what else you've got from there?

Thanks to the organisers of the Army Open House 2009, we were given the following metallic souvenirs.
Were there any other metallic souvenirs from AOH2009 ... like the one with the Terrex alone?

Leopard 2A4


Apache Helicopter AH-64D


Mobility 3rd Generation (M3G)


Front & Back

Where to have BRUNCH in the long weekend? Delifrance ...

We went over to Delifrance in one of the recent weekends and had a "GREAT FEAST" in the morning. No need to eat lunch after this breakfast .... it's available during weekends and public holidays (if you wish to cut cost, you may like to refer to the text at the bottom of this article)

Click here to find out more about this Bakery Feast:

Other folk's comments:

Is Delifrance Breakfast Buffet Worth It? :: Living In Singapore Today

Dad .... can't get into my mouth anymore .....

Get in Delifrance just after 10am, ask the manager how much would it cost for the kids. Most likely they will get it for free because they are going to pack up very soon. Then grab all you can like what we had done! I had another cup of nice and hot gourmet kopi even after 10:30am ....

Kid's Excuses to get what he wanted

Dad woke his 7 y.o. kid up,

7 y.o. :"Dad, I'm really tired, can't I sleep in the car?!"
Dad :"Nope, But you can walk back to rest in your bedroom."

The kid got out from the car reluctantly and while walking back home with his dad,

7 y.o. :"Dad, I am tired, but you wake me up, so, can I play computer games?"
Dad :"Not until you complete your homework."

7 y.o. :"Dad, I can only play computer games now..."
Dad :"WHY?!"

7 y.o. :"Because I will need more energy to hold the pencil and write when I do my homework ..."

7 y.o. :"... But I only need one finger (press the keyboard) to play the computer games."

7 y.o.:"... I won't play games that need the mouse."

Planning for Long weekend activities? Try Ikea.

Are you still figuring where to bring your family out for fun while you shop around? Fret no further ... Go to Ikea!

The one shown here was from the one at Alexandra road. Have fun!

Family Outing @ Army Open House 2009

Had a great time with the kids over at Army Open House 2009, and here are just some of the pictures we took there. For more AOH pictures: http://www.flickr.com/groups/aoh09contest/pool/show/

"Watch out! If she's gona be your commanding officer!"

Want to have a bite of my bullets! You ain't gona bite just ONE but MANY!

Enjoying Army Food Ration as well as a share of action in Virtual Battle!

Though it's the Hungry Ghost festive month, they ain't hungry ghosts in broad day light!

Have a test drive in the MINE SWEEPER!

p.s. If you ain't those who like suntanning or military stuff, then you may like to give such event a pass.

Kids' Art Showcase #12 - Sea Creature #7

This ray will really STING!!! Look at its tail ... it's an ARROW

From the 9 y.o. gal again.

Zebra Crossing?

I was trying to teach my 4y.o. kid about Zebra Crossing, so as I stopped my car before the Zebra crossing and I had a brief Q & A with my kid:

Dad:"What is in front of us?"

4y.o.:"I duno ..."

Dad:"It is a Zebra Crossing."

4y.o.:"Daddy, you are very funny ... there is no Zebra Crossing ... there are many PEOPLE crossing."

Yes! The kid was right, there were indeed many people crossing the road (using the Zebra crossing).

My Chihuahua ate her own SHIT!!

There was this moment when our Chihuahua, Belle, defecated on several spots within her cafe, as we had given her too much good food (Divine Pet food).

Before I could clear one of the piles of waste, she literally gobbled up and left no trace of it .... eeeeewwwww!! That was digusting!

I told my wife who then scolded the pet,
"Belle! Do you think you are a PLANT that feeds on SHIT??!!"

And my 4 y.o. added,
"Belle, you want to be a FLOWER, I put SOIL on you, OK?"