Alternative of "I don't like you, and I don't want to be your friend!"

Many a time, we hear toddlers exclaiming the following phrases when they are unhappy with their friends,
"I don't like you, and I don't want to be your friend anymore!"
"I don't like you, and my friends will not to be your friends anymore!"

So, what phrase could the kid probably exclaim when he/she is very unhappy with the parents?

Just got this from the 4 y.o.:

"Daddy, I don't like you, and I will tell Grandpa & Granny NOT to be your PARENTS anymore!"

Gzzzz .... I wonder what would be next?
"Don't want Mummy to be your Wife?" thanks Audrey for contributing this idea ;D

How do you know that the kid is bored during a wedding meal?

Majority of the guests invited for a typical wedding dinner will be adults, and kids who tagged along with their parents for such dinners would likely be bored and tend to create something out of the blue to relieve themselves from the boredom. Some would roam or roll around on the carpeted floor (without their shoes), some would play hide-and-seek, and so on.

And I managed to capture this little girl performing this "creative art" piece on the dining table:

WHAT WAS THAT???

Take a close peek below, and I believe you might have just guessed it right!

An Art piece evolved from Boredome ;D

It was a Flower with petals from the crispy prawn tempuras!

So, you can now count the number of the prawns eaten by the little kid.

BTW, this did not happen during Shawn and Eva's wedding ;D

Where's the glass?

The waitress was about to refill the "Sprite" (soft drink) for the table when she discovered something amissed........

Waitress: "Excuse me, I realised that one glass is missing from the table .... "

When everyone was trying to find the cause of the lost glass, then one of the kids slowly brought up the glass to the table.

Kid: "I was just trying to try my luck to see if I could get the F&N Orange if this Sprite is gone."

Waitress: "You could simply request for another glass and I will be glad to serve you."

Lesson learnt: Ask and you'll be given ;D

The Cheating Kid vs Mummy!

The MUM has done a great favour for the kid ... Good job Mum!

kid describing a hot-tempered mum

The mum gave the daughter a hell lot of scolding for not studying hard enough for her exam and continued with all kinds of criticism and sarcasm till the girl hid under the table for a long while ..... Then the mum felt bad for discouraging the little girl ....

Mum: "I am sorry. You know me ... I can explode like a VOLCANO some times .... "

Kid: "I know ... the VOLCANO EXPLODED like FART from the TOP (she was refering to mum's mouth) .... LOUD and STINKY .... phewwwww!"

Geeezzzz .... sharp criticism returned home to the one who criticised

A Kid's reason for serving her

The dad had prepared a cup of milk for the kid and requested her to come over to the kitchen to help herself.

4 y.o. kid: "Daddy! Can you feed me, pleasssssssse?"

Dad: "Look little girl, you are no longer a baby and you are able to hold the cup and drink the milk on your own."

4 y.o. kid: "Daddy! I am blind now, I cannot see the cup .... help me, pleassssssssse!!!!!"
Then she raised her arms as if she was trying to reach out to everything around her with her eyes CLOSED!

Well, the dad was persistent enough and managed to train the kid to be self-reliant at the end ....

What's Up Your Sleeve?

A dad was having a "prviate" conversation with his wife when their little kid .....

Dad: "Honey, I have something interesting to show you ...."

Wife: "So, what's up your sleeve?"

Their young kid overheard the conversation and interrupted,

Kid: "Mummy! Don't you know what's up Dad's sleeve?! His smelly armpit's hair ....."

Dad: "Geeeezzzzz ..... you mischievious little brat. Did you sleep under my armpit again?"

"I'm Optimus Prime!"

My son was quite sick due to the hazzzzzzeeeee .... and had a bad cough and runny nose, so we bought a box of kid's face mask for him.

When I "requested" him to wear the face mask, he was reluctant to do so initially as he felt he might be the odd one out in the public or in his class.

Nevertheless, with a bit of reminder of the education on H1N1, he wore it (whenever he started coughing a lot).

Well, he has his way to encourage himself to wear it as well:

7 y.o. son: "Dad! Look at me! I'm Optimus Prime, reporting for duty, Sir!!"

No WuShu (Chinese Martial Art) Class

Some kids had received a notification slip during their WuShu class, requesting them to inform their parents to register for the subsequent sessions. Some of the parents had already registered and paid the fees. However, one of the kids returned home and .....

Kid: "Dad, there is NO WuShu Class next week."

Dad: "I have already paid for the new sessions which should start from next week onwards. So, what do you mean there is no class next week?"

Kid: "It's true as I have received the paper from my WuShu coach. Here it is..."

The kid showed dad the notification slip ....




Dad: "Geeezzzzz ..... "

Kids' Art Showcase #13 - Act Of Kindness

Drawn by a 9 y.o. gal.

Please click picture to view the comic strip

Zebra Crossing?

I was trying to teach my 4y.o. kid about Zebra Crossing, so as I stopped my car before the Zebra crossing and I had a brief Q & A with my kid:

Dad:"What is in front of us?"

4y.o.:"I duno ..."

Dad:"It is a Zebra Crossing."

4y.o.:"Daddy, you are very funny ... there is no Zebra Crossing ... there are many PEOPLE crossing."

Yes! The kid was right, there were indeed many people crossing the road (using the Zebra crossing).

长江七号。。。怎么变成 。。。

My kid was really attracted to this little character from Stephen Chow's movie "长江七号". So my wife got this little one for him, and he was overjoyed.
Cute right?

Then he went around to tell others that he has this "长焦鸡号" ... oops ... wrong pronunciation.

Throwing hair off HDB flat

Many a times, it could be so convenient to litter stuff like tissue paper, dust or hair out of the window of the HDB flat instead of walking a few more steps to to the dustbin.

And this was the encounter between dad & kid:

Dad:"Do you think it is fine to throw the strands of hair you picked up from the floor out of the window?"

Kid:"Errr... I think this will add more hair to those who walked by, especially when they don't have much hair like you dad."

Dad:"Geezzzz ..... "

Well, no matter how insignificant or light the stuff is, don't just litter them off the window!

Where is my Little Rascal?

She made a mess and went into hiding .... where is she?

There's cat in the cupboard!

My wife had placed her belt in the closet and did not notice that the end of the belt was left dangling out of the closet.
I teased my little one that there's a cat in the cupboard, so I opened and closed the closet door quickly and mimicing the nasty hisses. My youngest daughter was really surprised that there "was" a cat in the closet and went around telling her brother & sister.
She was brave enough to actually open the closet door on her own, and found that it was just a belt.
Well, surprises ain't over yet. For the next few nights, two of my younger kids were going around at home with the end of a belt out of their pyjama pants, "meowing" and grabbing one another's "tail" .... Geeeezzzzz ... what have I started!!??