Alternative of "I don't like you, and I don't want to be your friend!"

Many a time, we hear toddlers exclaiming the following phrases when they are unhappy with their friends,
"I don't like you, and I don't want to be your friend anymore!"
"I don't like you, and my friends will not to be your friends anymore!"

So, what phrase could the kid probably exclaim when he/she is very unhappy with the parents?

Just got this from the 4 y.o.:

"Daddy, I don't like you, and I will tell Grandpa & Granny NOT to be your PARENTS anymore!"

Gzzzz .... I wonder what would be next?
"Don't want Mummy to be your Wife?" thanks Audrey for contributing this idea ;D

Tiredness => Can't Dance well?!

We were travelling back home in th car in the late night, and my wife was so tired after the shopping.

Then she talked to the kids and it went on like this:

Mummy: "It's already past my bedtime and I really need your help to pack your bags so that I could sleep as soon as possible. Otherwise, I will not be able to PERFORM well in my work tomorrow."

Kid: "Mummy, I thought you work as an accountant, so why do you need to DANCE well in your work tomorrow?"

Where is my Little Rascal?

She made a mess and went into hiding .... where is she?

Please pass this thing to mummy . . .

Dad: "Could you pass this to mummy . . . "
2.75 y.o. : "Mummy! Nah . . ." (mummy was not in the room at all, then she turned around and giggled profusely)
Gosh . . . have you encountered such playfulness with your toddlers? Post your experience ;)