I've got tail!

My kid hurt himself and he told me that it was really painful, and he would like to know the name of the body part which was injured.

Dad: "You had hit your tailbone and that was why it hurt so much."

Son: "Oh yah! I had a tail when I was born, right?"

Dad: "?????"

Where is my Little Rascal?

She made a mess and went into hiding .... where is she?

There's cat in the cupboard!

My wife had placed her belt in the closet and did not notice that the end of the belt was left dangling out of the closet.
I teased my little one that there's a cat in the cupboard, so I opened and closed the closet door quickly and mimicing the nasty hisses. My youngest daughter was really surprised that there "was" a cat in the closet and went around telling her brother & sister.
She was brave enough to actually open the closet door on her own, and found that it was just a belt.
Well, surprises ain't over yet. For the next few nights, two of my younger kids were going around at home with the end of a belt out of their pyjama pants, "meowing" and grabbing one another's "tail" .... Geeeezzzzz ... what have I started!!??