The Cheating Kid vs Mummy!

The MUM has done a great favour for the kid ... Good job Mum!

kid describing a hot-tempered mum

The mum gave the daughter a hell lot of scolding for not studying hard enough for her exam and continued with all kinds of criticism and sarcasm till the girl hid under the table for a long while ..... Then the mum felt bad for discouraging the little girl ....

Mum: "I am sorry. You know me ... I can explode like a VOLCANO some times .... "

Kid: "I know ... the VOLCANO EXPLODED like FART from the TOP (she was refering to mum's mouth) .... LOUD and STINKY .... phewwwww!"

Geeezzzz .... sharp criticism returned home to the one who criticised

There's cat in the cupboard!

My wife had placed her belt in the closet and did not notice that the end of the belt was left dangling out of the closet.
I teased my little one that there's a cat in the cupboard, so I opened and closed the closet door quickly and mimicing the nasty hisses. My youngest daughter was really surprised that there "was" a cat in the closet and went around telling her brother & sister.
She was brave enough to actually open the closet door on her own, and found that it was just a belt.
Well, surprises ain't over yet. For the next few nights, two of my younger kids were going around at home with the end of a belt out of their pyjama pants, "meowing" and grabbing one another's "tail" .... Geeeezzzzz ... what have I started!!??